What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
Last Updated: 30.06.2025 01:37
Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”
Do you know what she said mum?
So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.
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Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.
True - how I loved my mum!
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”
Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?
What do you mean son?
She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”
In my experience, British people are fat, ugly and arrogant. Why is it and can it be changed?
Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”
What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?
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“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”
What! how could you do that?
Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.
About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.